Thursday, July 21, 2005
in search of a uterus
At last...Eureka. There she is! She found my uterus, hiding in the back. Playing solitaire.
I have a shy uterus. She's especially shy of doctors. I think my uterus is feeling negelected. Maybe she thinks I don't appreciate her. I haven't really given her the chance to "show off her talents."
Dear Uterus: Hang in there, pal. I haven't forgotten you. Don't disappear on me.
Dude, I'm scared when I go, mine will be lost too now.
Oh to be a woman with a missing uterus. Woe. Woe. Woe.
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