Monday, August 15, 2005
how bout this?
Co-worker: Have you seen how the only parking spaces in this area are for handicapped people only?
Me: Oh, really?
Co-worker: You can't park anywhere near this building unless you're handicapped!
Me: Huh. Well, I imagine they need the spots more than I would, right?
Co-worker: (long pause while she just stares at me.) You can't tell me there's more handicapped people around here than normal people!
Me: (nervous laugh.)
Moral: Angry people are often blind. Blindness is a handicap. Handicapped people get to have a parking space. The rest of us take the T because we're normal.
2nd Moral: The first moral makes about as much sense as my co-worker.
and i'm not talkin bout any wrestling confederations. I'm talkin the triple wig wackness.
it sounds like we handle those types the same way. go figure! hey, do you like popcorn? sisters!!!
She got so angry that someone else could park in front of thier house and she couldn't, that she didn't see how lucky she was to not need that sort of thing. She felt so entitled to a stupid parking spot, it totally bugged me.
I have legs, and I'm happy that they work. I'm glad I don't need the space! Be grateful, Toad!
That's my new name for icky people. Toad.
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