Friday, May 12, 2006

love is in the air

So Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man has got himself a new lady friend. A steady lady friend. She's been over a lot the last few weeks. We know this for a few reasons:

1. Her silver minivan is parked behind Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man's truck every other day or so.

2. We hear her.

3. We hear him with her.

Some of you may recall that we live in a two-family home, which basically means that our apartment is merely the first floor of a two-story home. A two-story home with walls apparently constructed of sound-spreading materials.

I sleep directly under Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man's living room, where he has just installed a home theater speaker system. Harley likes the following for home viewing entertainment:

Dirty Harry
Horror flicks
Nam movies
Braveheart (recognized the "FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMM!!")
The Last of the Mohicans (recognized the "I WILL find you!")

Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man's lady friend likes to talk loudly over action sequences and cackle through her nose and cry for her Maker when things get gruesome or scary.

Peggy, my poor poor roommate, sleeps directly under Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man's bedroom. And I will just stop right there. Poor Peggy. Poor poor Peggy. Peggy occasionally will run out of her room muttering "ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew" as she makes a furious bee-line for the bathroom to vomit.

And that's how we know when Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man's lady friend is paying Harley Tattoo Neighbor Man a visit.

BTW: we're moving.
Wait! You're moving?!?! Where to and when? With who? Are all three of you moving? Details, I must have details. I miss you by the way. Let's play...and soon.
I want to know where you're moving to too. Any chance for a 4th around September 1?
Ewww. That is so not pleasant. Reminds me of college days when it was a little too easy to hear various neighbors.
Yes, I cant say that I was all that disapointed when the newlyweds with the bedroom right below mine moved.

And I have had that song stuck in my head all day now, and the closing scene from Strictly Ballroom.
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