Monday, July 24, 2006
when you care enough to send the very best
Sexual Harassment Greeting Cards
Front: Your resume stated you type 85 wpm…
Back: What it didn’t say was that you’ve got legs for days.
Happy Administrative Professionals’ Day!
Psycho Ex Greeting Cards
Front: Thinking of you…
Back: A lot. Like every minute of my life. Forever.
Greeting Cards for Strained Family Relationships
Front: Happy Birthday, Cousin Sue!
Back: Enjoy my ex-husband! See you at Easter!
Greeting Cards for Those Awkward Moments
Front: I’m sorry my hand grazed your posterior yesterday. It was completely inadvertent, and unintended. I am utterly mortified.
Back: So do you work out?
I made a St. Patrick's Day card this year that said:
OUTSIDE: It's St. Patrick's Day [picture of clothes strewn across a floor]
INSIDE: Get lucky.
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