Wednesday, April 04, 2007

roommate dialogue: installment one

S: The couch really hasn't seen much action these days.

M: Yeah, the couch may be wondering if we're still heterosexual.

S: The couch is deeply concerned.

J: I know. The couch called my Mom, then my Mom called me.


I love that I actually witnessed this dialogue. Hilarious.
Yes, couches are very perceptive. I know my couch will start actually moaning if I don't spend at least 1 hour on it a night.
Seriously, in my last traditional roommate house, every single one of my roommates got action on the couch except for me. And I went through SIX ROOMMATES in that house. I don't like a couch unless it's seen a little action from me...
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