Monday, July 16, 2007
things you don’t want to hear…
“You know, you’re a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but you can’t drive worth a lick.”
From your male therapist:
“Okay, so you said you have problems connecting openly with men. Do you really think therapy with me is going to help you?”
From your sister:
“You dress very matronly.”
From your dentist:
“Well buddy, from where I sit I see two crowns and at least one more root canal. [To his assistant] Let’s use the bigger one.”
From your dentist’s ceiling speakers:
“And I can’t fight this feelin’ anymoooooorrrre. I forgotten what I started fightin’ fooooorrrrrrr…"
From your ob/gyn:
“How old are you? And do you want to have kids someday? Well…I’d get on that.”
From your boss:
“Well, how’s my Little Miss Lack of Attention to Detail faring this morning?”
From the server:
“Sorry, we just ran out of the chocolate cheesecake.”
From your mother:
“I just don’t want you to have to face everything alone anymore.”
From Mel’s Tow Service:
“It’s $119. Cash only. [pause] There’s an ATM down the road.”
Just so we have a little balance, tomorrow I’ll post things you do want to hear.
Labels: a little venting
Rachel: I just love you.
Hass: Comin' your way, darlin. Hope Spain is treating you well!
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