Monday, August 13, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the pledge of allegiance:







I pledge allegiance to the rat dog
of the United States of America
And to all the lamp posts, for which it marks
One chew stick, under the couch, indigestible
With endless yapping and Taco Bell for all.

Amen. Thank you.

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Hilarious. Genius. The flag and your ammended allegiance.
Sincerely,
laura
 
That is the sickest (and not in that new "cool" meaning of that word) thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I've seen a lot of crap.
 
thanks, richard.

i know, right leeny?
 
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